I have to admit stolen from someone else but funny all the same
A bus full of tourists was driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the chav employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" The chav leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
-- Edited by Sunburn at 23:09, 2006-08-09
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"old, blind man walks into a bar, leans over the counter and says "you want to hear my chav joke?"
The bartender replies "before you go on, you should know i am i chav, and have a bottle in my hand, the woman to your left is a chav, and is black belt Karatae and the guy to your right is also a chav and is caring knives
do you still wish to go on?"
the old man replies "not if i am going to have to explain it three times"
LOL anything but but its still funi! Trouble is u get more attention by saying ur an emo (even if it is bad attention) than u do by self harmin these days... lol
"A chav walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says "Hi, I'm looking for a job..." The man behind the counter replies "Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The salary package is £200,000 a year". "You're kidding me!" says the chav. "Well you started it," replies the man behind the counter." (Thanks Jake)
