for all the bin liner jokes that you really shouldn't tell. but you tell to fit in
What do you call a chav in a box?
init.
what do you call a fat chav in a box?
init just.
what do you say to chav with a job?
i'll have two big Mac's please.
What do you say to a chav in a suit?
will the deffendent please rise.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Inuinnit.
What do you say to a chav at the peak of his career?
Chan I have a big mac please.
Q: What do you call a chav at a school?
A: The cleaner!
Q: What do you all a chav with 3 GCSEs?
A: Liar!
Q: How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 1; they'll screw anything!
Loving that last one lots! Nice one!
How do you start an argument with a chav?Speak
What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?The bride
How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?She is the most pregnant one.
What do chavs use as protection during sex? A bus shelter