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for all the bin liner jokes that you really shouldn't tell. but you tell to fit in



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What do you call a chav in a box?


init.


what do you call a fat chav in a box?


init just.


what do you say to chav with a job?


i'll have two big Mac's please.


What do you say to a chav in a suit?


will the deffendent please rise.



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What do you call an eskimo chav?


Inuinnit.


 


What do you say to a chav at the peak of his career?


Chan I have a big mac please.



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Nice one guys!

What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted!

What’s the most confusing day of the year for a Chav?
Fathers Day!

What do you call a chav in a posh house?
Burglar



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This is ico2 btw, NLI atm until my account is approved, just some random chav jokes.

Q: Why shouldnt you throw stones at a chav on a bike?
A: It's probably your bike.

Q: What do you call a chav encased in cement?
A: Well hard.

Q: What should you do if you see 10 angry tigers attacking a chav?
A: Nothing, 10 is usually enough.

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Lol! Nice one!

Moon Chavs...

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Loving the last ones

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Q: What do you call a chav at a school?


A: The cleaner!


 


Q: What do you all a chav with 3 GCSEs?


A: Liar!


 


Q: How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?


A: 1; they'll screw anything!



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Loving that last one lots! Nice one!



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How do you start an argument with a chav?
Speak


What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride


How do you identify the bride at a chav wedding?
She is the most pregnant one.


What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A bus shelter



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Now that very last one was VERY genious and I haddnt heard it before! Go you!

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